Pilots

I work in retail. It really wears you out. I'm telling you this because I experience on an almost daily basis, these people who astound me. I stress that word, astound. Perhaps i've been judging these people too harshly, but i can't help but wonder what provokes the awful things that come from their mouths! It must be their strange, black and white, pseudo-logic that gets me the most. Some people are blatantly wrong, and some are just looking for attention.
Anyways, I've been told I should blog the interactions I have with these people. I've posted them elsewhere on other websites about this wonderful world wide web. But I suppose the more of you know about these people the better. I was reluctant about the idea at first, I did'nt want to become that guy. Something in the same vain as "Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip" by Steve Dublanica. Which isn't an awful book, I just don't want to do it that way. I don't want this to be my Schtick. So, perhaps against my better judgement, I'll be introducing you to these people in the coming days. I'll alternate these people with my stories and poems to give you a rest from the cynicism.